overheard at my house

This morning Dave was dressing Ben, I handed him a onsie that snaps together totally differently than all of our other ones. He said "What's this?" I told him "It's a onsie", he said "No it isn't", he looks inside at the tag and says, "It's a carters!" I stare at him for a second trying to figure out if he's kidding, I don't think he is, I said "Dave does the tag in your pants say pants? Does the tag in your underwear say underwear?"

boy that man is tired!